Generalization Alert: Genuises sure do love cats!
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That’s a fine machine you got there! Fex and Phine!
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Born too late.
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I saw Jeff, Who Lives at Home today in the thee-ater. I loved it! I (me (myself)) say it is the feel good film of the year and I DO NOT mean it ironically. Another great moovy, Duplass Brothers!
Fuck your giant wall word.
Close-up of Mitt Romney’s cold sore
You really don’t like people who are different than you.
sandooz asked: If you had to choose a famous mother, Betty White or Betty Crocker?
I guess I would have to say Betty White as she is a real person. Betty Crocker was conceived from some ad man’s sadomasochistic wet dream involving refined flour. Plus, she seems like a real uptight bitch.
But to be honest, neither choice is compelling. I am sure I would hate and resent whoever my mother is, a fact which you are making me admit with your damn idiot question. Now I feel bad.
At one point in this video for Nick Lowe’s new song “Sensitive Man” I grapple with Marc Maron while wearing a gorilla mask. What more do you want?
(directed by Scott Jacobson)
Tim Heidecker as a guru! Rich Fulcher makes a quick appearance too!
hotsietozzi asked: Dear Mr. Everett Sloane, How'd you do dat? Thank you, Ms. Hotsie Tozzi P.S. This question is NOT rhetorical.
Well to start, I sit and sit and sit and sit. I think me some but I mostly just sit. Not fancy sittin’ just regular sittin’, like on rocks, cement blocks, car hoods, and Ford F150 truck bumpers.
Now after some time has passed with all this sittin’, I just as pretty as you please put my finger to my nose hole and blow with everythin’ I got. And then I do the same on the other side. It feels so good to take that first breath through clean nose holes. That is mah secret! Whatever comes next will git done and it doesn’t matter one lil’ bit what it is.
Clean breathin’ doesn’t happen much but when it does it’s MAGIC!
I agree with everything this account posts.
Fuck your typographic city map.
Ronnie was the first successful robot built at the animatronics lab at Disney. Thus the homage. Kennedy was actually the first but he was a hybrid (part human, part robot - which parts are totally up to your own imagination).
my favorite holiday
Noot!
BREAKING NEWS: Newt Gingrich gets shocking makeover to try to win MN Monster vote
Man, I miss Mitch Hedberg. Just watching an old Dr. Katz episode where he says that foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.